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Song Parodies -> "When A Hand Is Groping Under"

Original Song Title:

"When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder"

Original Performer:

Classic Country Gospel

Parody Song Title:

"When A Hand Is Groping Under"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm a fine upstanding gent
With one moral slightly bent
That slight weakness is a sneaky sexual flair
If you hear a female shrieking in a church revival tent
'Cause a hand is groping under, I'll be there..

When a hand. (Oh, when a hand)
Is groping under,
An evan-.(said, an evan-)
gelistic wonder,
Well, you can bet, (Yes, you can bet)
That I just bunned her,,
When a hand is groping under,
I'll be there..(yes, I'll be there)

Prefer prim and proper ladies
With that twinkle in their eyes
Those who'll pass around the old collection cup
Hope the good Lord will forgive me
But, I gotta' touch her thighs,
Can't control these sinful fingers, they'll head up

When a hand. (a hairy hand))
Is groping under,
An evan-.(said, an evan-)
gelistic wonder,
Well, you can bet, (Yes, you can bet)
That I just bunned her,,
When a hand is groping under,
I'll be there..(yes, I'll be there)

Been attending church each Sunday with a smooth new manicure
Like to keep the digits workable and soft
I'm a conservative christian who's a tiny bit impure
When you hear a female giggle, or a cough..

Then a hand, (my subtle hand)
Is groping under,
Some evan-, (said, some evan-)
gelistic wonder..
You can be sure, (salvation sure)
That I just bunned her..
When a hand is groping under,
I'll be there, (I will be there)

Love those long skirts
And I'll be there...

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Mark Scotti - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Now, that is sooo bad(to a gospel song), that it just makes it sooooooooooooo good(classic parody!!!)
Old Man Ribber - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Brings new meaning to the phrase "laying on of hands"! ;D
Christie Marie M - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
A "touching" parody! I may be a Catholic, but I actually found humor to this satire! I've got to be careful not to sing this kind of song to Roman Catholics in the Philippines because they may get offended due to the fact that they take their religion seriously. I echo all comments above and may you be blessed and baptized with 5's! Then, I'll have to head for church and pray my rosary soon!
Timmy1000 - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for respite from the SOTU parodies - I needed the brief rest with laughs.
blackjack21 - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Sinfully funny, fave of the day. "Wonder/Bunned Her" a standout rhyme.
AFW - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
My initial thanks to MS, OMR, CMM, T1, and bj21
LilCatLicker - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Yep, that's our ~SatyrMayor~, for shore ! !
AFW - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC

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