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Song Parodies -> "Happy New Year"

Original Song Title:

"How Not To Drown"

Original Performer:

CHVRCHES

Parody Song Title:

"Happy New Year"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song all about New Year 2022.
I'm visiting the day on how to stay conscious to be New Year
And if the sky float up to the big ball
I'll keep them down
This is the first time I know
I don't want the date
You can take it now
You promised the city and brought me it hanging from Times Square
Stuck it in my ball, into my throat
Told me to fall
That was the first time I knew
You can't kill the glass
And those who celebrate it

Tell me how
It's better when the ball goes down
We will never escape this sound
I wasn't scared when he celebrated me
Look what it taught me
Tell me how
It's better if I make the drop
I will never escape these balls
I wasn't dead when they looked me
Watch as they fall me down

I'm writing a light on what to do saying Happy New Year
On what to do after you grew to celebrate what you used to love
That was the first time I knew
They were celebrating for this
And they would have your balls

Tell me how
It's better when the ball goes down
We will never escape this town
I wasn't scared when he looked for
Look what it taught me
Tell me how
It's better if I make the balls
I will never escape these doubts
I wasn't dead when they looked me
Watch as they drop balls down

Watch as they drop balls down
Watch as they drop balls down
Dropping balls down
Looked when they found me
Watch as they drop balls down
Watch as they drop balls down
Watch as they drop balls down
Dropping balls down
Find when they found me
Watch as they drop balls down

I'm writing a time on how to stay saying Happy New Year
And if the clock float up to the surface
I'll keep them down
This is the first time I know
I don't want the sky
You can take it now
You can take it now
Take it now
Happy New Year!

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