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Song Parodies -> "Joey B. Good"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny B. Goode"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Joey B. Good"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

1950's
Deep Down in the "Swampland" known as "Old D.C."
Back in the "Delaware Suburbs" near a wide oak tree".
There lives a politician named "Joey B."
49 Years of "Mediocrity"
Who never, ever learned "Critical Thinkin'" so well,
But he could "F" Things Up", like "Ringin' a Bell".

(Chorus)
Go, Go Joey Go !
Go, Go, Go ! Joey Go !.
Joey B. Good

He followed all the "Rules" that he'd been shown.
He won the "Presidency" by stayin' "Home Alone"
The DNC told him "Joe" we'll "cut you some slack"
If you carry "Executive Orders" in you new back pack.
When you get a "Hot Signal" from "Nancy" or "Chuck"
Whip out an "Order" and "Push Your Luck"
Don't worry about what the consequences might be,
We'll be right there to "Back You"
Just wait and see.

(Repeat Chorus)

There's a "Magic Trick" occurring in "Our Border Towns"
Millions of folks are commin' from miles around.
They're "Processed and Released" just as fast as "They" can,
And then they disappear into the "Heart of the Land"
"They" say it's "Humanitarian", but I say no,
Come in "Legally" or you gotta' go !

(Repeat Chorus)
Nancy Pelosi Chuck Shumer

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