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Song Parodies -> "Ruhollah Beethoven"
Original Song Title:
"Roll Over Beethoven"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chuck Berry
Parody Song Title:
"Ruhollah Beethoven"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
This has been buzzing around in my mind for years .. and was triggered by JAB's forays into Muslo-parody. So I'm either trying to show Barry who be the ramrod in this here parody bailiwick, or I'm sucking up to him. Not sure which .... BTW, Ruhollah was the first name of Ayatollah Khomeini
I'm gonna write a little fatwa
Gonna mail it to the PM, T May
It's a Wahhab to dhimmi fatwa
I want you Brits to obey
Ruhollah Beethoven
You're gonna hear adhan today
You know, the Dar Salaam's rising
No young blood filling the pews
My heart's beating dhimmis
And my soul's keeps-a cursing the Jews
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell Chuck Berr-ski the news
I got Wahhabist pneumonia
I gotta scotch these rhythm and blues
I think I got it from a Prophet
Splitting away from the Meccan world view
Ruhollah Beethoven
De-frocking them pew by pew
Well if 'Adil* you like it
Get a lover named Jameel and rock it
Throw it over .. and move on up to
Al Ghaffar Rahman* .. with zeal and rock it
Throw it over
Ruhollah Beethoven
Walking out pew by pew
Well early Friday morning
Imma giving you this warning
Dont you step out in high heel shoes
Hey little Twerk-ak, Imma giving you this burqah
You ain't nothing to view
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell Wahhabis the news
You know she whirls like a dervish
In a trance when she prays Salat
She got a shahid* partner
You oughta see her Sunni tots
As long as she got a womb
Jihadis will never stop
Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell Chuck Berr-ski the news
Gonna mail it to the PM, T May
It's a Wahhab to dhimmi fatwa
I want you Brits to obey
Ruhollah Beethoven
You're gonna hear adhan today
You know, the Dar Salaam's rising
No young blood filling the pews
My heart's beating dhimmis
And my soul's keeps-a cursing the Jews
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell Chuck Berr-ski the news
I got Wahhabist pneumonia
I gotta scotch these rhythm and blues
I think I got it from a Prophet
Splitting away from the Meccan world view
Ruhollah Beethoven
De-frocking them pew by pew
Well if 'Adil* you like it
Get a lover named Jameel and rock it
Throw it over .. and move on up to
Al Ghaffar Rahman* .. with zeal and rock it
Throw it over
Ruhollah Beethoven
Walking out pew by pew
Well early Friday morning
Imma giving you this warning
Dont you step out in high heel shoes
Hey little Twerk-ak, Imma giving you this burqah
You ain't nothing to view
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell Wahhabis the news
You know she whirls like a dervish
In a trance when she prays Salat
She got a shahid* partner
You oughta see her Sunni tots
As long as she got a womb
Jihadis will never stop
Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell Chuck Berr-ski the news
*'Adil -- Islamic righteousness .... Al Ghaffar Rahman -- The Most Merciful Forgiver .... shahid -- martyr
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I bow down to your work, 5 x 3 times.
A thousand thank yous, JAB. However, be ever mindful that one may not prostate to false idols such as a man or the works of man; but only to Allah himself, for Allah loveth not the idolator. Arise then, and blaspheme no more
Al-Shroeder loveth Beethoven.
Allah us amirighters be crazy! Allah... show myself out, now... 5s
You need to figure out a way that you can "Prophet" from this punning talent that you have, Jonathan
@CML--2 posts up, "Prostate" lol. Salman Rushdie would approve of this parody--not sure about the rest of the Muslim world. 555.
Looks like you're trying to tell me to mind my "p's" and "q's", Ag, not to mention my "r's" On the other hand, they do go ass up when they pray. Just saying ....
^^^ Just saying? What are you just saying? That Muslims should have their prostates probed while they bow down in prayer? Is that what you're "just saying?"
Didja hear that Sinead O'Connor converted to Islam and now goes by Shuhada Davitt. She's even got a new song out that's climbing the Jihadi Top Forty charts, "Nothing Compares to Ewes."
Shuhadah go there, din't you?
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Good point, Kharpo. If we checked their prostates while they prostrated that would definitely be a "Fatihah" of a different color. I'd explain that joke later, I'm a little hoarse at the moment
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