-> "Johnny The Cook"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny B. Goode"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Johnny The Cook"
The Lyrics
Oh, there was a little boy who had big dreams
He wanted to make food for everybody
His friends and the people in his family
And everybody called this boy Johnny The Cook
He wanted to make pizza and lasagna, too
He really liked to cook
He made food well
And he wanted to make the food from Taco Bell
Go, go
Cook, Johnny, cook food
Bake, Johnny, bake too
Boil, Johnny, go go
Fry, Johnny, go go
That's Johnny The Cook
He would carry his utensils in a heavy sack
He would also be serving food by the railroad tracks
And everybody would come to eat what he has made
They would come back to eat another day
Everybody eating his food would stop and say, "This boy can cook about anything!"
Go, go
Cook, Johnny, cook food
Bake, Johnny, bake too
Boil, Johnny, go go
Fry, Johnny, go go
That's Johnny The Cook
His parents told him that when he was old enough, he would be able to open a restaurant
"People will come and eat the food you make.
They will come back and want more the second day.
Maybe someday, you'll be in headlines, reading 'Visit Johnny The Cook tonight'".
Go, go
Cook, Johnny, cook food
Bake, Johnny, bake too
Boil, Johnny, go go
Fry, Johnny, go go
That's Johnny The Cook
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