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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Be Good"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny B. Goode"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Be Good"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

this is why it's OK to spank your children every once in a while remember there's a difference between correcting and abuse!
well at the kitchen table that his mom just cleaned
a little devil child just won't eat his greens
and he knocks over his tea which'll warp the wood
so both his parents beg him "Johnny Be Good"
he never ever got a spanking in his life
so he just does what he wants and it's a causing them strife

No No!
No Johnny No No!
No Johnny No No!
No Johnny No No!
No Johnny No No!
Johnny Be Good

he drove his little RC Car into daddy's sack
that was the quickest daddy woke up from a nap
oh then he went ahead and grabbed the can of Raid
and killed the chance of eating that cake mommy made
people passing by they'd just shake their heads
and say "that little boy'll kill ya dead!"

No No!
No Johnny No No!
No Johnny No No!
No Johnny No No!
No Johnny No No!
Johnny Be Good

his mother told him "someday your hide I will tan
or maybe even daddy with his big old hand
many times I've told you not to throw stuff 'round
you'll hear me when I tell you to pull your pants down
maybe someday is really close in sight
unless Johnny Be Good Tonight"

No No!
No Johnny No
No No No Johnny No!
No No No Johnny No!
No No No Johnny No!
NO!
Johnny Be Good

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Overall Rating: 3.9

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Timmy1000 - December 22, 2014 - Report this comment
555 paddles for you. A clever twist on Johnny, be good.
Rob Arndt - December 22, 2014 - Report this comment
This is too Goode to be true-555!!!
Jonathan - December 22, 2014 - Report this comment
^ Thanks Guys!
% - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
I liked it!
Jonathan - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
^ Thank You!

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