He started his life in a pet store
At night, a pet sotre heist occured somehow
During a ride on a truck, suddenly
Sparky helped him escape now
My dog Beethoven, what a pleasant Saint Bernard art thou

Sparky's being chased by a thief
Look who hid in a trash can
The dog that would be
Adopted by a family man
My dog Beethoven, who's running across the land

As the dog grew up, he's helping kids
And atempt to scare bullies away
The next night he turns on the tube
Watching the breakin' news anyway
My dog Beethoven, George has a mode of escape

On the very next day
They're taking the dog to Herman Varnick
During an inane routine, Herman
Wonders if this dog is feeling very sick
My dog Beethoven, bothered by fleas and ticks

But later, Devonia babysits the boy and two girls
Emily was just playing ball
Until the ball flies right toward a swimming pool
Then she reaches and falls
My dog Beethoven, that girl couldn't swim at all

Another day, that dog quickly
Ruins a BBQ
The associates fessed up
As George complains about him
The children must be responsible for that dog too

My dog Beethoven, my dog Beethoven,
My dog Beethoven, my dog Beethoven,
My dog Beethoven, Sparky where are you now?