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Song Parodies -> "Nicotine"

Original Song Title:

"Maybelline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Nicotine"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do

my docs were bellyachin'...i'd had my fill
i saw nicotine in a gum...i'm thrilled
cigarette smokin', an outdated mode
i should be chewin' so i bought a load
cigarettes costin' 'bout thirty-five
lungs in hunger for some air to thrive

oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do

chewin' was stupid and i soon got bored
doc got hot...said i should chew some more
i got moody and i soon made it plain
that i'd be smokin' on those things again
i started puffin' just as fast as i could
the doc said i'm doin' my lungs no good

oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do

the doctor backed down...he ceased to hound
and i smoked every last butt i'd found
cigarette smokin', every sec, i spend
a hundred and ten 'fore the day would end
cigarette smokin' any time i feel
cause i hate nicotine in the form of a pill

oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do





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Peter Andersson - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
The Parodybarryou Man smokes again!
Mark Twain - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Quiting smoking is easy... I've done it a thousand times. 5's
John Barry - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Smokin' parody!
Guy - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Bad habits - like cursing and drinking. I do none of these, but damn it I left my cigars at the beer garden again. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.
alvin - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks peter, mr. twain (quite an honor), john and guy
Rick C - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody, no butts about it. 555
PMS - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Laughed my ash off
Red Ant - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
"cause i hate nicotine in the form of a pill" - and gum and patches. I'm on Chantix now - the wife has quit completely with it... me, well, not such good results yet.
MrMacphisto - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I have a friend on Chantix... With a name like that, it sounds like a raver drug... Anyway, great job... 5-5-5
alvin - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks rick, PMS, red ant (good luck) and macphisto
John Jenkins - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Well done, Alvin. I'll filter 555 grams of nicotene to you.
alvin - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john

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