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Song Parodies -> "Nicotine"
Original Song Title:
"Maybelline"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chuck Berry
Parody Song Title:
"Nicotine"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do
my docs were bellyachin'...i'd had my fill
i saw nicotine in a gum...i'm thrilled
cigarette smokin', an outdated mode
i should be chewin' so i bought a load
cigarettes costin' 'bout thirty-five
lungs in hunger for some air to thrive
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do
chewin' was stupid and i soon got bored
doc got hot...said i should chew some more
i got moody and i soon made it plain
that i'd be smokin' on those things again
i started puffin' just as fast as i could
the doc said i'm doin' my lungs no good
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do
the doctor backed down...he ceased to hound
and i smoked every last butt i'd found
cigarette smokin', every sec, i spend
a hundred and ten 'fore the day would end
cigarette smokin' any time i feel
cause i hate nicotine in the form of a pill
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do
my docs were bellyachin'...i'd had my fill
i saw nicotine in a gum...i'm thrilled
cigarette smokin', an outdated mode
i should be chewin' so i bought a load
cigarettes costin' 'bout thirty-five
lungs in hunger for some air to thrive
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do
chewin' was stupid and i soon got bored
doc got hot...said i should chew some more
i got moody and i soon made it plain
that i'd be smokin' on those things again
i started puffin' just as fast as i could
the doc said i'm doin' my lungs no good
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do
the doctor backed down...he ceased to hound
and i smoked every last butt i'd found
cigarette smokin', every sec, i spend
a hundred and ten 'fore the day would end
cigarette smokin' any time i feel
cause i hate nicotine in the form of a pill
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
oh nicotine...no good to just chew
i done started back smokin' those things i used to do
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The Parodybarryou Man smokes again!
Quiting smoking is easy... I've done it a thousand times. 5's
Smokin' parody!
Bad habits - like cursing and drinking. I do none of these, but damn it I left my cigars at the beer garden again. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.
thanks peter, mr. twain (quite an honor), john and guy
Good parody, no butts about it. 555
Laughed my ash off
"cause i hate nicotine in the form of a pill" - and gum and patches. I'm on Chantix now - the wife has quit completely with it... me, well, not such good results yet.
I have a friend on Chantix... With a name like that, it sounds like a raver drug... Anyway, great job... 5-5-5
thanks rick, PMS, red ant (good luck) and macphisto
Well done, Alvin. I'll filter 555 grams of nicotene to you.
thanks john
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