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Song Parodies -> "The Bris"

Original Song Title:

"The Twist"

Original Performer:

Chubby Checker

Parody Song Title:

"The Bris"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"The Bris"

Bring your baby, let’s do this bris.
Don't all day be, I got a waiting list..
I’ll just take his little gland and snip it like this.
Eee-yah! Missed, baby, missed.
Give that tourniquet a twist.
I’ve never done this – and I feel remiss.

You all know, people, I’m a mohel of renown
That iI cut too deep, I’ll say it boils down.
Here’s the gist: a twist of wrist took
no ounce of flesh, but pound.
Eeee-yah, pissed, sure you’re pissed,
and I have earned, being hissed.
My goof I don’t dismiss, and I’m gonna fix this.

Can’t you see? He’ll be a “miss.”
Yeah, he’ll be his bro’s little sis
since he hasn’t got a c*ck
'cause I muffed his bris.
Eee-yah, don’t persist bein' mad at this.
Can’t we make up and kiss?
We’ll chuckle over this when we reminisce
Yeah, c*cks’ gone now.
Call your spawn now

© Stan Hall

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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McKludge - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Oy! This parody makes you the choshever mentsh it does. Fardinen a mitzveh! Ich hob derech erets fur dos Gleichvertels!
alvin - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
doncha hate when that tale !
2Eagle - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Pictuer the grown ups standing by drinking wine and saying "mazel tov" while that baby is in excruciating pain.
MrMacphisto - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
This one is a weiner... er... I mean the best of the day... 5-5-5
Peregrin - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan, this song was cutting edge!
er, Chubbyless Checker - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Its, um, hard to be lubricious when, as you've so aptly chronicled, due to a simple brist of fate, sleight o' hand left me slight o' gland! Vundaarbahr vork!

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