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Song Parodies -> "Git Laid In A Manger"

Original Song Title:

"Away In A Manger"

Original Performer:

Christmas Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Git Laid In A Manger"

Parody Written by:

Sheep Trick

The Lyrics

Git laid in a manger
With critters I've bred
Romancin is easier
With quadrapeds
My barn in the night time's
A good place to play
Where I give new meaning
To " a roll in the hay".

The cattle all knowing
Maybe what's "at steak"
Give little resistence
When my moves I make.
Also love the creatures
Who live in the sty
Oinkin' and boinkin'
Until I'm drained dry.

The rear ends of sheep
Obsess me night and day
Enfolded in their wooley
Warmth long to stay.
It's bliss to be im-mersed
In their derierre
A pure taste of heaven
I'm given while there.

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Michael Pacholek - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This is really gonna test that old line, "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do." It is not through being funny that we are saved -- but if it was, you'd be in heaven.
Matthias - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeeeeeeee-haw!!!!! Murry Christmas Y'all!
Yoidy - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This really got my goat! 555
carol - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Screamingly sacreligious and funny! Ewe are so baaaaaad! 5's
Spelling Cop - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Other than the typos, hilarious.
PMS - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all. LOL on the comments. Spelling Cop, I throw myself on the mursy of the kort :)
TJC - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one! I guess I know what you mangered in ag school!
PMS - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
TJC. Yup I mangered in animal husbandry

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