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Song Parodies -> "She's a Stripper Who's in Much Demand"

Original Song Title:

"Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Christmas Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"She's a Stripper Who's in Much Demand"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

Nipple bling is a-glistenin'
Undulating and twistin'
Thigh high fishnet tights she does it up right
She's a stripper who's in much demand.

Got some bodacious hooters
And a clean shaven pooder
Gyrating to songs in a glittery thong
She's a stripper who's in much demand.

This girl tends to put on quite a show man
Her erotic artistry astounds
Away she gets carried I'd say no man
Could help but feel a throbbing most profound.

Later on your desire
A wet dream will inspire
Of this luscious maid's assets on parade
She's a stripper who's in much demand.

This girl tends to put on quite a show man.
She comprehends the art of getting down.
And if into the back room you should go man
You'll get the best blow job for miles around.

Ready able and willin'
Fantasies she's fulfillin'
Stop by today she'll blow you away
She's a stripper who's in much demand

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 13

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Not Johnny - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not Johnny D., but I still approve of this parody! TMGLTM. Here's some fives to tuck in her G string
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
PMS, I was gonna tell you that you should be ashamed of yourself for doing this to a XMAS song...but then I remembered some of the stuff I've written...Parody Writer's - they know no shame...OH, yeah...it's funny, too...5's ~ ~ ~
Phil Alexander - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
As another member of the happy band who knows no shame, I have to say I approve of this canon in the book of lust.
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
slippin' some fives into the g-string...excellent job
carol - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
what a hooter(I mean hoot) to read! 5's
John Barry - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
The naked truth: excellent.
AFW - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Humor and sex, always an unbeatable pair..
Red Ant - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder if she'll be performing on Santa's North Pole! 5s
PMS - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Not Johnny, Paul , Phil, alvin, carol, John B, AFW, Red Ant (I think she'd more likely perform on his SOUTH pole) LOL on all the comments!
karaokedavid - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't say much here, my first all 5 vote--I realize it says nothing sexual to be accepted, I guess this was an exception, I'm glad, it's hilarious-wish I could hear it.
Tommy Turtle - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Does this girl live near Duke University, by any chance? Prescient... 555
WowKarane - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
its perverted and rude. why do u need to waste your time on writing an obscene thing like this 111's from me

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