Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Ice-Skating Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Christmas Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph the Ice-Skating Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

william

The Lyrics

This is the exact same thing as my other one, it's just in the right section now.
You know Nancy, and Michelle, and Sarah, and Sasha, Tara, and Elvis, and Victor, and
Tanya. But do you recall, the most strangest skater of all....................................

Rudolph the Ice-Skating Reindeer (Reindeer)
Had some very shiny skates
That when William saw them (saw them)
He would even say they glowed (that doesn't ryme!)
All of the other skaters (skaters)
Used to laugh and call him names (like rich boy!)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any skating games (like Four Square! huh?)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
William came to say
Rudolph with your skates so bright
I'm gonna steal 'em both tonight
Then how William stole them (stole them)
Rudolph cried with agony
I, Rudolph the Ice-Skating Reindeer (Reindeer)
will never be in history!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 1
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

2Eagle - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I must have a short memory, but I don't remember any skater named Rudolph. I do remember a dancer named Rudolf - ooooooooh!
william - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
where it says "william" you can put your own name.
william - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
will
Anonymous Bob - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
555. Quite funny. What an interesting twist at the end. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/christmastraditional4.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1792