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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Gunman"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Christmas Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Gunman"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

What if Rudolph was a bank robber? Let's find out...
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Gunman
Knocked down several dozen banks,
And if they ever caught him,
They would throw him in the tank.

All of the state policemen,
Worked to get him behind bars,
But they could never catch him,
Rudolph always got so far.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Rudolph botched a heist.
His car crashed and the cops caught him,
‘Cause the roads were all black-iced.

The jury found him guilty,
He was charged with federal crimes,
Rudolf now spends each Christmas
Doing very heavy time.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Best version of this I've read, better than mine.
Andria - December 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Was this parody inspired by Eric Rudolph, the 1996 Olympic Park bomber who also blew up abortion clinics in a religious fundamentalism-induced rage? I'd like to know. 5s.
Dylan Baranski - December 21, 2008 - Report this comment
No, it wasn't. Mr. Eric Rudolph was a mad bomber. The Rudolph in this parody is a bank robber. Besides, I wasn't even thinking of Eric Rudolph when writing this.

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