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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Rainbow Six"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Christmas Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes Rainbow Six"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

It's been 8 years since this site was launched, and no one has written any Rainbow Six parodies? Gosh, I wonder what leads people to overlook certain subjects when writing parodies. It's okay, though, I figured we should start somewhere. If you don't know what Rainbow Six is, here's a brief rundown: It's a book by Tom Clancy & a popular video game series based on the book, which revolves around an international counter-terrorist organization known as Team Rainbow. Rainbow Six is the title of the leader of the organization, John Clark (and later Domingo "Ding" Chavez). Enjoy the parody, and happy holidays to all!
Here comes Rainbow Six,
Here comes Rainbow Six,
Right down Rainbow Six Lane.
They’ve got rifles, they’ve got shotguns,
They will bring the pain.
On this Christmas, the terrorists
Will get more than some coal.
They will drop their guns and surrender,
Team Rainbow will Rock & roll!

Here comes Rainbow Six,
Here comes Rainbow Six,
Right down Rainbow Six Lane.
They got flashbangs, breaching charges,
And they’ll rock & roll again!
See the choppers drop the troops off,
Ready to play their roles.
Bullets flying, terrorists dying,
And Team Rainbow rocks & rolls!
I know I'm being inconsistent with the usage of the terms "Rainbow Six" and "Team Rainbow", but I figured that certain parts would pace better with mixed terms. Don't fault me for it, please.

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Ding Chavez - December 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I salute you for making fun of our counter-terrorist organization... 555!
Alpha Skua - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Rainbow Six was the tile of a book by Tom Clancy about radical Eco-Wackos
Dylan Baranski - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Yes, thank you Alpha, but it's already been mentioned in the intro.

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