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Song Parodies -> "The First iPhone"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Original Performer:
Christmas Songs
Parody Song Title:
"The First iPhone"
Parody Written by:
FunnyBiz
The Lyrics
The first iPhone, Steve Jobs did say
Was going to revolutionize the way
The way that we communicated with peers
At our fingertips was knowledge and with it was fear
iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone
Born is the King of Cellular Phones.
They shoppers, they saw, on the shelf of the store
On the shelf of the store was this phone they adored
Angry Birds, Instagram, Twitter and Facebook,
But with the price you should really just buy a Nook.
Buy a Nook, Buy a Nook, Buy a Nook, Buy a Nook
Because Apple will steal your cash like a crook
Was going to revolutionize the way
The way that we communicated with peers
At our fingertips was knowledge and with it was fear
iPhone, iPhone, iPhone, iPhone
Born is the King of Cellular Phones.
They shoppers, they saw, on the shelf of the store
On the shelf of the store was this phone they adored
Angry Birds, Instagram, Twitter and Facebook,
But with the price you should really just buy a Nook.
Buy a Nook, Buy a Nook, Buy a Nook, Buy a Nook
Because Apple will steal your cash like a crook
Yes, I rhymed iPhone with Phones. Fight me.
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If I want to take pictures, I'll buy a camera. If I want to talk to someone I'll use a phone. If I get the urge to play video games, I'll shoot myself. (Note: this a satirical statement, made with humorous intent and does not reflect actual suicidal intentions on the part of the author).
^ exactly Patrick phones should be for talking and that's it! this parody gets 5's!
Yo, Patrick. I have a basic cellphone. I use it as a telephone. Apparently it takes pictures and sends text. I use my camera and computer for that. Sometimes nature calls and I use my toilet for that. Sometimes people call and I'd like to use the toilet for that too. Oh sorry, nice one, funny biz. A little short - in such cases I usually run through the OS twice. 5s anyway.
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