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Song Parodies -> "Klingons Roasting On An Open Fire (Star Trek Christmas)"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Christmas Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Klingons Roasting On An Open Fire (Star Trek Christmas)"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
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Klingons roasting on an open fire,
Scotty’s beaming up some gifts.
Yuletide carols being sung by Uhura,
The Enterprise, it slowly drifts.
Everybody knows that Chekov really likes eggnog,
Spock prefers some Vulcan Tea.
Sulu takes a break from the helm to
Put milk & cookies by the tree.
You know that McCoy’s a doctor,
He’s not Santa Claus or even a redshirt.
And every single crewman will make their case
To prove if Santa really can breathe in space.
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To Captain Kirk and all his crew,
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you!
Scotty’s beaming up some gifts.
Yuletide carols being sung by Uhura,
The Enterprise, it slowly drifts.
Everybody knows that Chekov really likes eggnog,
Spock prefers some Vulcan Tea.
Sulu takes a break from the helm to
Put milk & cookies by the tree.
You know that McCoy’s a doctor,
He’s not Santa Claus or even a redshirt.
And every single crewman will make their case
To prove if Santa really can breathe in space.
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To Captain Kirk and all his crew,
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you!
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by a Vulcan nerve pinch.
P.S. - No offense is meant towards Worf or any of the good Klingons.
P.S. - No offense is meant towards Worf or any of the good Klingons.
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