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Song Parodies -> "We Three Armored Car Robbers"
Original Song Title:
"We Three Kings"
Original Performer:
Christmas Songs
Parody Song Title:
"We Three Armored Car Robbers"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Uh oh...I think the three kings of orient suffered some budget cuts recently. It looks like they've turned to crime in order to support themselves. Anyways, enjoy the parody & Happy Holidays! Don't go breaking the law now.
[All]:
We three kings of orient are,
Planning to rob an armored car.
It is loaded, we’ll explode it,
Then we shall go afar.
O, has it money? Has it gold?
Has it something really old?
It don’t matter, we shall scatter
Once we let our plan unfold.
[King 1]:
Gasoline, it runs through my veins,
I have been called to drive again.
Put the pedal to the metal,
Maybe we’ll head to Spain.
[All]:
O, has it money? Has it gold?
Has it something really old?
It don’t matter, we shall scatter
Once we let our plan unfold.
[King 2]:
Guns & bombs are my specialty,
Pyrotechnics give me glee.
Lock ‘n loading & exploding,
I’ll blast the truck & flee.
[All]:
O, has it money? Has it gold?
Has it something really old?
It don’t matter, we shall scatter
Once we let our plan unfold.
[King 3]:
I’m the one who drew up the plan,
I’m the leader of our clan.
Strategizing and devising
Ways to steal from that van.
[All]:
O, has it money? Has it gold?
Has it something really old?
It don’t matter, we shall scatter
Once we let our plan unfold.
[All]:
Glorious now, behold our loot,
Cash and gold and relics to boot!
Hallelujah, hallelujah,
Now we had better scoot!
O, it had money! It had gold!
It had something really old!
It don’t matter, we have scattered
Now that our story’s been told.
We three kings of orient are,
Planning to rob an armored car.
It is loaded, we’ll explode it,
Then we shall go afar.
O, has it money? Has it gold?
Has it something really old?
It don’t matter, we shall scatter
Once we let our plan unfold.
[King 1]:
Gasoline, it runs through my veins,
I have been called to drive again.
Put the pedal to the metal,
Maybe we’ll head to Spain.
[All]:
O, has it money? Has it gold?
Has it something really old?
It don’t matter, we shall scatter
Once we let our plan unfold.
[King 2]:
Guns & bombs are my specialty,
Pyrotechnics give me glee.
Lock ‘n loading & exploding,
I’ll blast the truck & flee.
[All]:
O, has it money? Has it gold?
Has it something really old?
It don’t matter, we shall scatter
Once we let our plan unfold.
[King 3]:
I’m the one who drew up the plan,
I’m the leader of our clan.
Strategizing and devising
Ways to steal from that van.
[All]:
O, has it money? Has it gold?
Has it something really old?
It don’t matter, we shall scatter
Once we let our plan unfold.
[All]:
Glorious now, behold our loot,
Cash and gold and relics to boot!
Hallelujah, hallelujah,
Now we had better scoot!
O, it had money! It had gold!
It had something really old!
It don’t matter, we have scattered
Now that our story’s been told.
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he he
King #2 sounds like Achmed the Dead Terrorist to me, LOL. 555 and Merry Christmas.
Thes kings from the orient are a little different nowadays.
Merry Christmas to you, too! Timmy: Everyone gets a bit different when budgets get cut. I may not have been on as much, but my budget hasn't been cut so hard.
Hilarious parody. Much funnier than the one I thought of which is them driving real fast in a car. 5's
Brinks-manship of the highest order. ;D
Nice take on an old favorite. I am referring of course to the "Rubber Cigar" song. Thanks for repeating the chorus each time you used it, that makes reading and following the song so much easier. I'm reading this on the day after some visitor from the East tried to blow up a plane by setting fire to his underwear. You parodists who specialise in flatulence songs ought to be able to make something of that. And give Homeland Security something else to worry about.
I LOL
I can't believe that you'd make this disgusting parody. You oughtta be ashamed of yourself. As for you people who think that this song is funny, you're liars just like its author.
Up yours, anonymous!
This is funny, cant deny it. Also, anonymous, i hope thats a joke bc this song is a joke lol
YES! Nice to know SOMEBODY gets it!
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