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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph The Crazy Gunman"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph The Crazy Gunman"

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The Lyrics

This is a dumb bit of juvenilia written before I started going full-throttle into parody songwriting, included here to compare and contrast to other parodies of the song that have been submitted with a similar theme. Yeah, I sure didn't much with the 2nd verse, but I was a kid then. What did I know? You probably can do better.
Rudolph the crazy gunman
Had a very shiny gun
And with the Mafia
He had a lot of fun

All of the other hitmen
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in their nighttime games

Then one foggy Saturday night
The Godfather came to say:
"Rudolph with your aim so right
I need you to do a Job tonight"

Then how the gunmen loved him
And they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph you crazy gunman,
You have really earned your fee!"
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee (written in 1982 or 1983?)

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 6

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 4   0
 5   2

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Kristof Robertson - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
You sure have improved since writing this one, Ag!! 333
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess that start was the opposite to going OUT with a bang
This stinks - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
But I guess you knew that. Don't see much point in voting.

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