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Song Parodies -> "Here Come Smokey's Claws"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes Santa Claus"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Here Come Smokey's Claws"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

Another cat parody of a holiday song? Another cat parody of a holiday song. (You're a Mean One Mr. Cat being the first). Indeed, this too seems like the type of song I could add infinite verses to, so I may think up better lines and edit it. Pacing not trying to be perfect.
Here come Smokey's Claws
Here come Smokey's Claws
Right down everyone's face
Rippin' and Scratchin'
Pokin' and Gashin'
Til the skin peels away
Kitty's meowing
Kiddies "ow"-ing
All are running in fright
So grab a Band-Aid
And say goodbye
Cause Smokey's going outside tonight

Here come Smokey's Claws
Here come Smokey's Claws
Right down everyone's leg
Looks really mad, man
Pretty annoyed, and
Poor children are not safe
Hear those veins, they
Squirt gush and spray
Oh, what a bloodiful sight
He's under your bed
Protect your head
Cause Smokey just came back inside

Here come Smokey's Claws
Here come Smokey's Claws
Right down everyone's brain
He gets really mean
Around Halloween
It's Kitty's time to reign
He unhinges monster claws
Can only hope he won't bite
So get your shield
And maybe some gloves
Cause Smokey wants you to fight

Here come Smokey's Claws
Here come Smokey's Claws
Right down your artery
Tearin' and grabbin'
Stichin' and stabbin'
Til you see vertebrae
Skin cells dying
Children crying
We have nowhere to hide
So lock the doors
And scan the floors
Can Smokey be de-clawed sometime?
My YouTube Channel Got the particular idea during the most inconvenient time: while taking an exam. It was kinda distracting then, since I wanted to brainstorm lines instead of take the test. ACK! Someone already did this! ...Still gonna make a video.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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2Eagle - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I had a cat named Smokey and she scratchrd my face a couple of times. If people would treat them gently they wouldn't get clawed up.
Macaroni Man - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't treat my cat cruelly; it's in his personality to equate scratching with playing (probably a male cat thing). And the song is an over dramatization of course.
Meriadoc - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I totally understand, having owned a lot of cats.

MM - you may enjoy our take on the subject:
Lifeliver - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Keep your cat out of the room while watching African wildlife docunentaries. They should slap a 'humans only' advisory on those things, or NRC - not recommended for cats. DKOS so I'll abstain this time around.

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