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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Elves Are Scary Little Creatures"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Elves Are Scary Little Creatures"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

santa's elves are scary little creatures
they cause children fright
from now on
those vermin should be out of sight

santa's elves are scary little creatures
they cause kids dismay
from now on
those half-pints should be hid away

starin' out
like they're in a daze
with a steely gaze
they bore
they're not friends
they cause fear in us
don't come near to us
we roar

they appear
and lurk around together
we'll get by somehow
cowards, that they are
we will be safe for now
but santa's elves are scary little creatures
wow

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Arwen - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Right on, Alvin! I'm so tired of the way those north pole bastards give us elves a bad name!!
Jeff Reuben - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This made me think of the "It's A Small World After All" ride gone bad (Disneyworld...probably Disneyland as well).
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks arwen and jeff
Kim and Ally - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Way to tell it like it is- 555!
Stuart McArthur - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, I'd hate to see Santa's elves' "Tech Support Fred" - he'd be a piece of work - 555
mac - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
They ARE pretty scary, come to think of it. '5s
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks kim and ally, stuart and mac
Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Now I've heard everything...elfaphobia? Great job, Al...555
alvin rhodes - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks kristof
Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Another one I missed the first time around. But, near as I can tell, the only reason to be afraid of Elves is when you forget their birthdays... January, right, honey? I hope, I hope?
Alpha Skua - November 27, 2017 - Report this comment
If your afraid of Santa dose that mean you have Cluasediphobia?

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