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Song Parodies -> "Little Plumber Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Little Drummer Boy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Little Plumber Boy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Come they called me
(To plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
A brand new John that leaks
(Come plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
The bathroom starts to stink
(Come plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
To try and fix that thing
(I'll plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
(Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
(Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
So to make it prim
(I'll plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
It's full of scum

Repair Maybe
(If I plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
I got a bum job too
(I plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
I have a wrench to bring
(I plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
I need to fix that damn thing
(I'll come plumb, plumb, plumb)
(Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
(Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
Shall I flush for you?
(Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
Using my thumb


Then I plotted
(How to plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
My pants slipped down the time
(I plumb, plumb, plumb, plumbed)
I'll fix his john for him
(I plumb, plumb, plumb, plumbed)
I fixed that leak for him
(I plumb, plumb, plumb, plumbed)
(Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
(Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb)
Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb
Then he gave bucks to me
Cause I plumb, plumb, plumb, plumbed
I'm not a bum

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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 5   1

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Steven Cavanagh - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Laughed out loud! I thought it needed a bit more punch at the end though.
Alpha Skua - October 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Drive a panel truck with all the handy little compartments on then with LITTLE PLUMBER BOY on the doors
Pam - October 28, 2018 - Report this comment
I thought this was a Mario song. Very funny
Albatoss - December 05, 2019 - Report this comment
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