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Song Parodies -> "Coming Out"

Original Song Title:

"Lollipop"

Original Performer:

Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Coming Out"

Parody Written by:

Yolanda DeByle

The Lyrics

Coming out, coming out
Not sure what I’m about
Coming out, coming out
I’m gay beyond a doubt
Coming out, coming out
Should I hide or should I shout?
Coming out! Bass only: Bah, dum, bum, bum

Growing up, different;
Bad thoughts I must repent
Self-esteem, not a shred
Just wishing I were dead
It’s a sin, so I try
To live like others do and
Date a guy. Bass: I like men’s bums

As a girl I thought that I
Had to hide
If truth were known well then I would have died
And so I dressed in skirts and never pants
Man, I couldn’t take a chance!

Along came
Mary Jo, she and I
Best of friends you can’t deny.
She was fun, really smart;
Couldn’t stand to be apart.
Fell in love, don’t you know;
Thoughts I had, I really was
Afraid to show. Bah, dum, bum, bum

Had a big crush on my best friend
Everything about her I liked
Once I tried to kiss her
That was the end
She hollered “You’re a dyke!”

Mom and Dad loved me so;
Raised me right; and watched me grow.
Took me to Disneyland
Gave me hugs and held my hand
Sacrificed every way
Till the night I told my parents
I am gay! Bah, dum, bum, bum

Crazy way they acted
Don’t know why
It seems I made my poor mama cry
They kicked me out because I am not straight
See how fast love turns to hate.

I don’t like
Coming out, I complain
It’s really such a pain
Being out, watch your back
Someone just might attack
Nasty names, ugly tone
Why can’t they just go and leave me alone?

Coming out’s hard to do
But hiding costs you too.
Self-respect is the way
No shame in being gay
Saying what’s true for you
A very liberating
Thing to do! Coming out, yeah!
New lyrics Copyright 2007 by Yolanda Debyle

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Guy - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Lolli got popped by her friend and her parents. Looking at the video of the chordettes singing this song on youtube really drives home how times have changed.

Kissing your friend is like picking your nose. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you shouldn't necessarily pick your friend's nose. Here - Pick up these 5s.
TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well constructed and very... well, sad!
Peregrin - August 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Yolande, I hope you come back to find this one day. I thought this very well writtenand profound. And what TJC said, above.

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