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Song Parodies -> "Israelis in Gaza"
Original Song Title:
"Chaquita Bananas"
Original Performer:
Chiquita Banana Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Israelis in Gaza"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
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We're Israelis in Gaza,
and we've come to stay
Counter Fajr 5 rockets that
rain down night and day
And when Hamas is underground
and on our side debut,
becomes a shooting fest,
but our drones take care of you
And our artillery resumes
You can fire rockets from a school
Use human shields that will die – in daylight
Proves you're terrorists that don't know wrong from right
Break every warfare rule in fights
Anyway, we've come to beat you
Hamas tunnels... will defeat you
Qatari funding for the cement
quite a network, for trafficking terror:
But underestimating the IDF will always be your error!!!
Politics is not the barrier
Palis listen up: evict your Islamofascist carriers
We're Israelis in Gaza,
and we've come to stay
Counter Fajr 5 rockets that
rain down night and day
And when Hamas is underground
and on our side debut,
becomes a shooting fest,
but our drones take care of you
And our artillery resumes
You can fire rockets from a school
Use human shields that will die – in daylight
Proves you're terrorists that don't know wrong from right
Break every warfare rule in fights
Anyway, we've come to beat you
Hamas tunnels... will defeat you
Qatari funding for the cement
quite a network, for trafficking terror:
But underestimating the IDF will always be your error!!!
Politics is not the barrier
Palis listen up: evict your Islamofascist carriers
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Original song title should be Chiquita, not Chaquita, Bananas! A typo, but hey!
would this be called topical humor or tropical humor? 5's
I thought it was appropriate b/c Hamas and the PA are both bananas when asking for an internationally brokered political 2-state solution with an end to the blockade and border seals while at the same time calling for the "Death of Israel" and for the Palis to "kill the Jews" as the rockets continue to be fired and the tunnels still operate to facilitate terror against Israeli border towns. Iran is also really happy to get back involved by shipping arms through a maze of countries and tunnels from the Egyptian side not destroyed!
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