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Song Parodies -> "Sushi (Japanese Chef Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Kang Ding Qing Ge"

Original Performer:

Chinese Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sushi (Japanese Chef Song)"

Parody Written by:

T.J. Spindler

The Lyrics

I had nothing to do....

Sushi is so raw and good!
That it's in da Japanese 'hood!
You don't eat it? Well you should!
Sushi is so raw and good!

Sushi is really yummy!
It will digest in my tummy!
When it comes out it will be runny!
Sushi is really yummy!

Sushi make you just want more!
Eat so much, it'll make your tummy soar!
If you want, you will do your chores!
Sushi make you just want more!


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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 9

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2pac Fan - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
5 5 5 again brother. when u say "if you want, u will do chores" does that mean "if you want sushi, you will do ur chores" or "if u want to you can do your chores"?
T.J. Spindler (a.k.a. Ryan Seacrest) - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, and you were right the first time. tj NOT out
pimrizr - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
not too bad, but it lacks a lot about sushi. it's kind of general and not really that specific. except for raw, there isn't anything distinctly sushi about it (and sushi is technically the rice ball to which things like seaweed and raw fish is added to) Maybe adding something about wasabi or more on the ingredients?
S2 (Static) - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Sushi sucks.

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