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Song Parodies -> "(Boeing) Bird of Prey"

Original Song Title:

"Chevrolet"

Original Performer:

Chevrolet Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"(Boeing) Bird of Prey"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In 1992, McDonnell Douglas embarked on an ambitious project that would improve future UCAVs (Unmanned Combat Aerial Vehicles). The project was the "Bird of Prey" which was small at 47 ft long and a span of a mere 23 ft. This version was manned with seating for pilot only. It featured an intake behind the pilot which sloped to reduce radar signature and had a ventral tail and wings with down-turned tips for lateral stability. It was made using a new "Smart" assembly process with 3-D VR (Virtual Reality), large single-piece composite components, and disposable tooling. From 1996-1999 the BOP made 38 test flights and the data collected proved to be invaluable to future UCAV projects. By the time it was displayed to the public in 2002 and taken to the Airforce Museum in Ohio, McDonnell Douglas was aquired by Boeing which plans to use the data on one of its UCAV future designs. It was called BOP as a raptor, not due to any resemblence to the ST Klingon BOP!!!
Spectators praised Boeing Bird of Prey
One of the strangest stealth aircraft of all
Bird of Prey leads stealth technology race:
Materials, the RCS is small

Ventral tail and down-turned tips keep her steady
Demonstrator not armed, flights raised no alarms
It came as a surprise. Amazing!

UCAVs fight someday because of the Bird of Prey
“Smart“ process with composites led the way!

Unmanned warbirds are just a step away!!!
http://dlr.thexhunters.com/black_projects/bird_of_prey_01.jpg http://dlr.thexhunters.com/black_projects/bird_of_prey_17.jpg

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Rob Arndt - December 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Note: Due to its small size the BOP had a small jet engine and could only reach 300 mph speed to a height of only 20,000 ft- less than a WW2 prop fighter! When UCAVs (REAL ONES with full-bodies and NOT Predators, Reapers, Sentinels, etc...) reach service in numbers prop fighters may be brought back to kill them- seriously. They are faster than attack helos and far less expensive than big jets. For one F-15C around 50-60 prop fighters could be built with light armament.

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