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Song Parodies -> "Santas dead"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Charmaine

Parody Song Title:

"Santas dead"

Parody Written by:

Charmaine

The Lyrics

dashing through the snow
in a pair of broken skis
o'er the fields we go
crashing into trees
ow!ow!ow!
the snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
O what fun it is to spend Christmas in my bed

OOO Jingle Bells
Jingle bells
Santa Claus is dead
rudolph took a 44
and shot him in the head
o barbie doll, barbie doll
tried to save his life
but GI Joe from Idaho stabbed her with a knife
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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nicky - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
that was hillarious
Amanda - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! omg great job~you should do more!
Alpha Skua - October 05, 2017 - Report this comment
JUNGLEBELLS JUNGLEB ELLS JUNGLE ALL THE WAY,OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE A ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLEIGH,JUNGLEBELLS JUNGLEBELL JUNGLE ALL THE WAY,OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLEIGH, A Tarzan or George of the Jungle version
Steve Andrade - January 10, 2018 - Report this comment
So Catchy and funny! I even sang it my self on the karaoke!
Duhfbdjfbvfv - December 21, 2018 - Report this comment
You should not do more I hate it
Darius Whitehead - December 21, 2018 - Report this comment
So do we. You should be ashamed for killing Santa.
Alpha Skua - November 25, 2019 - Report this comment
You will be getting Nuthin for Christmas not even any coal for that one SHAME SHAME SHAME
ceclia - December 18, 2019 - Report this comment
fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hi people of the future hmu tho lol
BEEP BOOP - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment
LIFE CHANGING! SHOWED IT TO MY WIFE AND KIDS, THEY CRIED TBH IT WAS PROBABLY BC ITS THE FIRST TIME I SPOKE TO THEM IN 15 YEARS, FINALLY GOT THE MILK BOYS, I HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, WILL SHOW IT TO THE BOYS NEXT FOOTBALL GAMES RIP KOBE. smooches xx
jsjah - September 11, 2020 - Report this comment
santa is fake
@#$& - November 29, 2021 - Report this comment
my mom hates it and that's a great sign.
beep boop is cool - December 23, 2021 - Report this comment
when the when when when you when when the you when
smart - December 23, 2021 - Report this comment
stupid, that was stupid
Santa clause is dead - December 08, 2022 - Report this comment
This was awesome I know this is old but plz continue!!!!
person - March 23, 2023 - Report this comment
i wasnt expecting this lol
Jub Jub Bird - December 12, 2023 - Report this comment
JINGLEBELLS, SHOTGUN SHELLS,THE BURGO MISTERS DEAD,MRS, CLUASE,WITHOUT A PAUSE,SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD

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