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Song Parodies -> "Blue Diamond"

Original Song Title:

"Pink Diamond"

Original Performer:

Charli XCX

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Diamond"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how diamonds go blue.
Yeah
Yeah, hahaha

I just wanna go real hard, I just wanna go real hard
Blue diamond in the dark, I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard, I just wanna go real hard
Blue diamond in the dark, I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard

I just wanna go real hard
Shine it on and I'm lookin' like a star
Got a tiny bag but I got a big light
On the video chat, keep lookin' at my face
I'm feeling so fine, kinda feelin' like a cop
Gonna give you good views, watch me with the art
I'm really so rare, I'm sent from above
Wish you could come 'round, pick me up in my car, yeah

I just wanna go real hard, I just wanna go real hard
Blue diamond in the dark, I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard (Real hard)
I just wanna go real hard, I just wanna go real hard
Blue diamond in the dark, I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard

I just wanna go real hard for times (For times)
I just wanna feel in different ways (Ways)
Every single night kinda feels the same
I'm a blue diamond, I need cops
I'm online and I'm feeling so glamorous (Uh)
Watch me shine for the officers and the investigators (Hey)
In real life, could the club even handle us? (Uh)
In real life, could the club even handle us?

I just wanna go real hard, I just wanna go real hard
Blue diamond in the dark, I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard (Real hard)
I just wanna go real hard, I just wanna go real hard
Blue diamond in the dark, I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah (Real-real hard, I just wanna go real-), yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah (Real-real hard), yeah, yeah
Yeah

I just wanna go real hard, I just wanna go real hard
Blue diamond in the dark, I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard, I just wanna go real hard
Blue diamond in the dark, I just wanna go real hard
I just wanna go real hard, yeah
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