Pappy said, "Son, just what were you thinkin'
Gotta get outta town when Nala’s butt starts stinkin!”

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Have you heard the story of my Hot Rod Cut,
And how it was outdone by Nala’s Butt.
The story is true, I'm here to say.
I was sniffin it all the way.

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Well I ate beans for dinner and it really built up,
But that Nala Butt cut made me look like a pup.
Mine lasted eight seconds, that was all,
Ran outta gas, started to stall.

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Now Nala butt he ate the same beans as me,
But he had this little secret goin, ya see.
He'd eat oatmeal for days to constipate,
Drink some Ex Lax, sit and wait.

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We ate San Pedro beans late that night,
The moon and the stars was shinin' bright.
We went outside to play whiffleball,
Strokin' homers over that imaginary wall.

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All of a sudden in a wink of an eye,
I let a fart go, it was pretty spry.
I said, "Boys, that's a mark for me!"
By then Nala butt’s tail was all you could see.

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Now the fellas was ribbin' him for bein' behind,
But he let his constipation unwind.
He started passin' gas and man alive,
It was like that funk was in overdrive!

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Wound up his vile Nala Butt Cut,
The gas was so thick you couldn’t see his butt.
Like moldy sulfur the stench was putrid.
Boys said, “get outta there, don't be stupid!”

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Now the boys all thought I'd lost my sense,
But I sniffed that butt when the odor was dense.
They screamed, "Run! He’s not done yet!
His farts had the force of a phantom jet.

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Took a corner, but it still stunk,
Like a pile of putrid junk.
His belly was growlin’ with constipation,
Ground was oozin’ with contamination.

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Smoke was comin' from his nasty crack,
And he started to strain while archin' his back.
Knew we couldn't stand it, fell on the grass,
Don't you know by then he'd really pass gas.

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He had flames comin' from outta' both sides
Reekin', smellin', man, what a ride!
I said, "Look out, boys, Cuz his butt's fixin to blow!”
And the gas and the liquid started to flow.

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Now all of a sudden things got so foul,
You just don’t mess with Nala Butt’s bowel.
The air was so polluted I started to swoon.
I woke up later, starin' at the moon.

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They took me to the clinic, put me in a tent,
Called my pappy askin' what it all meant.
Pappy said, “Son, just what were you thinkin',
Gotta get outta town when Nala’s butt

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stinkin.”

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