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Song Parodies -> "The Wind That Is Incessant"

Original Song Title:

"They Call The Wind Mariah"

Original Performer:

Cast of Paint Your Wagon

Parody Song Title:

"The Wind That Is Incessant"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

It's a fact! Here on my street, we seem to be cursed with significant and long-lasting winds often more than four days each week. All I have to do is take my garbage cans to the curb. If our street had wind turbines, it could easily electrify the enire Commonwealth of Kentucky! ;D


Incessant!
Unpleasant!
Our wind that is incessant.

Here on my street the folks are nice, the neighbors effervescent.
But on fair days - or rain, snow, ice - howling winds blow quite incessant.
No gentle breeze or playful gust, it's one prolonged wind tunnel.
More oft than not its swirls are just - like a twister with no funnel.

Incessant!
Depressant!
The wind that is incessant.

Each week it fells the garbage cans, and hurls our front porch chairing,
But guys next door still make no plans. They're upwind so they're not caring.
There is no need to rake our leaves. They pass through like a rover.
The ones that stay, my wife believes - come from two cities over.

Incessant!
E'er present!
The wind that is incessant.

If some windmill I could create, I'd mount it on a tower.
With all the juice I'd generate - I'd never pay for power.
But my bad luck's a bitter crop, and I am surely knowing
If I built it, the wind would stop - it's everlasting blowing.

Incessant!
"Distressant!"
The wind that is incessant.

Incessant!
Hell's mess sent!
Endless wind - you blow!



Happy Politics-Free Thursday! ;D

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Onslaught - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Wind? Bags o' trash? Windbags? Politics free Thursday? Riiiiiiiiiight! 555
AFW - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
You ain't just blowing smoke, here...most creative idea..put to very good use..to one of my favorite show songs
Bob Gomez - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Kentucky wind...came blowin' in...from Tennessee...
Rob Arndt - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Watch out for those 55.5 mph winds!
John Lomain - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Yeah it can get kinda windy where I am too

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