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Song Parodies -> "Boobs, Glorious Boobs"

Original Song Title:

"Food, Glorious Food"

Original Performer:

Cast of Oliver!

Parody Song Title:

"Boobs, Glorious Boobs"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

These are poor, bored, sex-deprived people... invision your ideas of what this would look like performed on stage.
Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is bo---red!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we don't get any who---res!
There are no harlots, not a whore can we find,
Can we wait, can we enhance the cage,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine

Boobs, glorious boobs!
Great big, fat white titties!
While we're in the mood --
Look! Oh, they're so pretty!
Noonies, yabbos and doughboys!
What next is the question?
All gentlemen like 'em, boys --
Lets ingest 'em!

Boobs, glorious boobs!
We're anxious to feel 'em.
Three fondles a day --
Our favourite diet!

Just picture a great big bust --
Tahs, hooters and boobs.
Oh, boobs,
Feed bags and boobs,
Marvelous boobs,
Glorious boobs!

Boobs, glorious boobs!
What is there more handsome?
Hills, hefties and hoots --
Still worth a kin's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
Piled knockers and jugs, about
Six feet high!

Boobs, glorious boobs!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Remove it and then you
Work up your big appetite.
In this interlude --
The boobs,
Once again, boobs
Yomammas, boobs,
Glorious boobs.

Boobs, glorious boobs!
Don't care what they sound like --
And what are they round like?
Just thinking of feeling fat --
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Felt-up feeling!

Boobs, glorious boobs!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On boobs,
Magical boobs,
Wonderful boobs,
Marvelous boobs,
Fabulous boobs,
Beautiful boobs,

Glorious boobs!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 9

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Thea - June 28, 2007 - Report this comment
how do i get a recording of this song??

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