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Song Parodies -> "Never Could Get A Date In Kansas City"

Original Song Title:

"Everything's Up To Date In Kansas City"

Original Performer:

Cast of Oklahoma

Parody Song Title:

"Never Could Get A Date In Kansas City"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Broke down in Kansas City for the weekend
With time to kill and nothin' much to do
Month of December, skies were grey and bleakened
So, figure I'll hunt up a date or two
Approach a sexy hot dressed gal, standin' by herself
Chewin gum and waitin' for a bus
Says I, "Hi, there Babe, are you here all alone?"
Said she, "No, now that you're here, there is us.."

Never Could Get A Date In Kansas City
They always name a place where I can go
I try the clubs and laundromats, no-one winks an eye
Next time I'm gonna' break down in St. Joe
Ladies are uppity in Kansas City,
That two state city where a river flows
All I turned on was a TV set, card-hattin' in my motel
Brown dog out in the parkin' lot was doin' pretty well
As I popped a pack a' Jujubes, I wondered why the Hell..
It's called the "Show Me" state, when no-one shows...

Yes Sir!
It's called the "Show Me" state, but no-one shows...

Never Could Get A Date In Kansas City
Just gotta' lotta' brush offs, cold as snow
I cruised the parks and bus depots, had no luck at all
Next time I'm gonna' break down in St. Joe

Next time I'm gonna' break down in St. Joe





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alvin rhodes - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
sounds like you're in "missouri"
Matthias - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
"Alaska" why you can't get a date, but this answers it for me
Yoidy - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
You could get a date with Toto! 5s
John Barry - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Kerouacesque Canticle.
PMS - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I-owe-ya some fives
AFW - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for votes and comments

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