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Song Parodies -> "My Bum Has Got A Bomb In"
Original Song Title:
"The Sun Has Got His Hat On"
Original Performer:
Cast of Me and My Girl
Parody Song Title:
"My Bum Has Got A Bomb In"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
There seem to be almost as many different versions of the lyrics to this song as there are videos on youtube.. so I used this one, because it has pictures of a bun with a hat on.. which seemed somehow appropriate, under the circumstances.
This is my second (and hopefully last) song about the recent report about Al Qaeda's latest means of smuggling bombs for suicide attacks.
This is my second (and hopefully last) song about the recent report about Al Qaeda's latest means of smuggling bombs for suicide attacks.
Hip hooray! Hip hooray!
My bum has got a bomb in
Hip-hip-hip-hooray!
My bum has got a bomb in
Soon I'll blow myself away
(Instrumental.. now, where's my kazoo?)
My bum has got a bomb in
Tick, tick, tick.. kaboom
My bum has got a bomb in
I'll redecorate this room
Soon you'll all be crappy
Hip-hip-hip-hooray!
My bum has gone a bomb in
And I hate the USA
Won't all the secur'ty people have such fun
Searching for Weapons of My-Ass Destruc-shee-yun
So shove 'em up your rectum
Hide 'em all away
Your bum can have a bomb in
If you're Al Qae-ee-dee-ay
Perfect cure for constipation
Beats colonic irrigation
Tell ya, it's the o-nly way to go
Booming from your bowels that way
I'm a happy little fellah:
They tell me it's insh'a Allah
What a suici-dal way to die:
Blowing infidels away
Hip Hip Hooray!
My bum has got a bomb in
Hip-hip-hip-hooray!
My bum has got a bomb in
Now, *that*'s Die-arr-hoe-yay
Now you'll all die crappy,
Tick, tick, tick.. kaboom!
My bum has got a bomb in
And I'll be exploding soon
So jam it up your jacksie
Hip-hip-hip-hooray!
My bum has got a bomb in
And I'll blow you all today
My bum has got a bomb in
Hip-hip-hip-hooray!
My bum has got a bomb in
Soon I'll blow myself away
(Instrumental.. now, where's my kazoo?)
My bum has got a bomb in
Tick, tick, tick.. kaboom
My bum has got a bomb in
I'll redecorate this room
Soon you'll all be crappy
Hip-hip-hip-hooray!
My bum has gone a bomb in
And I hate the USA
Won't all the secur'ty people have such fun
Searching for Weapons of My-Ass Destruc-shee-yun
So shove 'em up your rectum
Hide 'em all away
Your bum can have a bomb in
If you're Al Qae-ee-dee-ay
Perfect cure for constipation
Beats colonic irrigation
Tell ya, it's the o-nly way to go
Booming from your bowels that way
I'm a happy little fellah:
They tell me it's insh'a Allah
What a suici-dal way to die:
Blowing infidels away
Hip Hip Hooray!
My bum has got a bomb in
Hip-hip-hip-hooray!
My bum has got a bomb in
Now, *that*'s Die-arr-hoe-yay
Now you'll all die crappy,
Tick, tick, tick.. kaboom!
My bum has got a bomb in
And I'll be exploding soon
So jam it up your jacksie
Hip-hip-hip-hooray!
My bum has got a bomb in
And I'll blow you all today
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A tricky subject to handle Phil... mockery a fine choice--
Alt. title? ET phone shalom...
Alt. title? ET phone shalom...
I was right, terrorists are a55h0les.
ROFL at "Weapons of My-Ass Destruc-shee-yun"!
Imagine what their colonoscopies must look like... OTOH, a more convenient way to remove polyps without surgery.
:-) Thanks
Max - why is it that people always seem to come up with ideas that I wish I'd thought of? Certainly the terrorist in this particular story must now be a big enough a55h0le to qualify for the Guinness Book of Records
FG - thanks, I liked that one, too TT - Yep, a colonoscopy you could do with a trowel
Max - why is it that people always seem to come up with ideas that I wish I'd thought of? Certainly the terrorist in this particular story must now be a big enough a55h0le to qualify for the Guinness Book of Records
FG - thanks, I liked that one, too TT - Yep, a colonoscopy you could do with a trowel
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