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Song Parodies -> "Christian Right Goes Too Far"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Christ Superstar"

Parody Song Title:

"Christian Right Goes Too Far"

Parody Written by:

Bartholomew Cheapshot And Giblet O'sarcasm

The Lyrics

(apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber)A pot shot at the modern Pharisees who call themselves 'The Religious Right'MUSIC: "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR" ORCHESTRAL INTRO
Every time I hear from them, I don't understand
How Falwell and Robertson get so out of hand
They've been called American's own Taliban
Why do they say such hurtful things,and what is their plan?
With the hate they spread, they are dividing our nation
At a time like this, that's just a pure abomination

Don't you get it guys (4 times)
Your corruption shows (4 times)

Christian Right, Christian Right
Think they own God like a copyright (2 times)

Christian Right, culture czars
Try to make everyone like they are (2 times)

(MUSICAL BRIDGE)

Ever since the 1980s, it's been the same
Mixing faith and politics is such a strange game
Were the things they said designed to cause people pain
Or the GOP's political and financial gain?
We could stand to be a far more spiritual nation
But that won't come out of theocratic legislation

Don't you get it guys (4 times)
Your corruption shows (4 times)

Christian Right, Christian Right
Think they own God like a copyright

Christian Right, Christian Right
When Jesus comes, do you hope He's white?

Christian Right, Christian Right
Choosing the wrong enemies to fight

Christian Right, Christian Right
Johnny-come-latelys to civil rights

Christian Right, hypocrites
Call something 'liberal', it gives them fits

Christian Right, culture czars
Try to make everyone like they are

Christian Right, comes up short
The world's oppressors they oft support

Christian Right, goes too far
Who in the world do they think they are?

(End)

Copyright 2001 Bartholomew Cheapshot and Giblet O'Sarcasm

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