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Song Parodies -> "Comet-Vomit Song"

Original Song Title:

"Bridge on the River Kwai/Colonel Bogey March"

Original Performer:

Cast of

Parody Song Title:

"Comet-Vomit Song"

Parody Written by:

Doug Montgomery

The Lyrics

Ascribed to Kevin Moore, a friend of my brother's, then age 13. (The original melody did not have lyrics.)
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like Listerine
Comet, it makes you vomit
So get some Comet and vomit today!

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 55

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 5   38

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