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Song Parodies -> "Guiding Arse"

Original Song Title:

"Guiding Star"

Original Performer:

Cast

Parody Song Title:

"Guiding Arse"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut, up, shut up, shut up

You are my guiding arse
you get on my nerves
Together we are alone
Like a One Direction fanatic

You have your lies
You have your pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ies
And wish me well
You'll get to know the reasons too
They probably a Boy named Goo

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

You are the Yankee
off the Hotel Foxtrot, wo-oah
I get on my Pet Sounds
and my Ill Communication
I get so high
I don't know whyy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
I can't speak why

I can't get together then you
I can together myself

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

We're too old for language like that
We're too old for language like that
We're too old for language like that
How about my Nevermind The Bollocks

You are the guiding arse
from Edinburgh
2,0000 light years away
from my Insomniac
we're so alone now
you're are dreaming about myself
Excepting now

Remember Britpop as a time of day
but don't remember death metal

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

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