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Song Parodies -> "Two Lanes, Baby"
Original Song Title:
"Too Late Baby"
Original Performer:
Carole King
Parody Song Title:
"Two Lanes, Baby"
Parody Written by:
Mlcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
stayed in bed still mourning asked to have some wine
there's someone who's gone, here, there can be no fun dying
now our life's changing, or maybe he stopped trying
there was two lanes, baby, wow, there's two lanes
though you really did try to make it
now you have died, your guts inside
hit the wheel, and brake kit..
it used to be so easy driving here with you
you could pass so easy, and you knew just when to, too
now your car looks so crappy and you're covered in fuel
there was two lanes, baby, wow, there's two lanes
though you really did try to make it
now you have died, your guts inside
hit the wheel, and brake kit..
there's no road trips again for me and you
your head and neck didn't stay together they were cut in two
I won't frown, the casket's down, oh how we once loved you
there was two lanes, baby, wow, there's two lanes
though you really did try to make it
now you have died, your guts inside
hit the wheel, and brake kit..
there's someone who's gone, here, there can be no fun dying
now our life's changing, or maybe he stopped trying
there was two lanes, baby, wow, there's two lanes
though you really did try to make it
now you have died, your guts inside
hit the wheel, and brake kit..
it used to be so easy driving here with you
you could pass so easy, and you knew just when to, too
now your car looks so crappy and you're covered in fuel
there was two lanes, baby, wow, there's two lanes
though you really did try to make it
now you have died, your guts inside
hit the wheel, and brake kit..
there's no road trips again for me and you
your head and neck didn't stay together they were cut in two
I won't frown, the casket's down, oh how we once loved you
there was two lanes, baby, wow, there's two lanes
though you really did try to make it
now you have died, your guts inside
hit the wheel, and brake kit..
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Don't know what to make of that one, Malc. The pacing is nearly dead on, (pun intended) but it's kinda gross. haha
Bonnie, lighten up. Malc's trying to say, speeding ain't worth it. Now, no offense, but you're probably the driver who should have one of those orange triangles on the back of your vehicle. Good work Malc, have some 5's on me to even you out a bit.
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