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Song Parodies -> "Cat Box"

Original Song Title:

"Matchbox"

Original Performer:

Carl Perkins

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Box"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i said, i'm sniffin' here, gaggin'
cat box, hard on my nose
i said, i'm sniffin' here, gaggin'
cat box, hard on my nose
there's only one cat, here
but he smells pretty strong, when he goes

he's an ol' sick boy
so he belongs here, safe at home
he's an ol' sick boy
so he belongs here, safe at home
my place smells so crappy
cause kitty never feels the urge to roam

well, he's old with his feces, runny
squeezin' skanky breeze
well, he's old with his feces, runny
squeezin' skanky breeze
i say "phew" to that tabby
grievin' my olfactory

well, i don't see no little logs
just a pond of scum
well, i don't see no little logs
just a pond of scum
cause when that poor cat sits there
gosh, how that poopy stuff runs

i said, i'm sniffin' here, gaggin'
cat box, hard on my nose
i said, i'm sniffin' here, gaggin'
cat box, hard on my nose
there's only one cat, here
but he smells pretty strong, when he goes

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Paul Robinson - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
One of my Favorite Parody Topics; Cat Boxes! I won't say, "I love the aroma of Cat Boxes in the morning", but this parody smells pretty funny ~ ~ ~
2Eagle - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Aww! Da po puddy tat.
Meriadoc - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
A whole new dimension for poo parodies here....
alvin rhodes - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul 2eagle and merry
AFW - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one for a litter of fives
Yoidy - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
It makes me glad I don't have a cat! 555

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