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Song Parodies -> "Blue Jujubes"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Suede Shoes"

Original Performer:

Carl Perkins

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Jujubes"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I gotta box in the closet
Two in the drawer
Three in the office
Four in the car

Now don't you eat all my blue jujubes
You can eat M&M's, but stay off of my blue jujubes

They don't melt on my hands
Or on my face
They don't go rollin' all over the place
They don't get lost in the car seat
And Lord knows they don't get smashed on the sheets

So don't you mess with my blue jujubes
You can eat M&M's, but stay off of my blue jujubes

You can eat gumballs
Or a candy bar
Drink red Kool-Aid from an old fruitjar
Eat anything that you want to, bu uh-uh honey
Not my jujubes
Now don't you eat all my blue jujubes
you can eat M&Ms, but stay off of my blue jujubes

Well it's blue, blue, blue jujubes
Blue, blue, blue jujubes
Not red, pink or white jujubes
Not brown, orange or black jujubes
Eat anything but stay off of my blue jujubes

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