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Song Parodies -> "WAP (Waffles and Pancakes)"

Original Song Title:

"WAP"

Original Performer:

Cardi B

Parody Song Title:

"WAP (Waffles and Pancakes)"

Parody Written by:

Pickle Rick

The Lyrics

I said certified eat
Seven days a week
Waffles and pancakes
Make that breakfast game weak

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
You cookin up some waffles and pancakes
Bring butter and some syrup for these waffles and pancakes
Give me everything you got for these waffles and pancakes

Mix it up, baby, mix it hard
Extra soft and extra large
Put this cookie right in your face
Swipe the whisk like a credit card
Sugar on top, I wanna bite
Swallow them up, when it’s inside
Look at my mouth, look at my smile
This batter is wet, straight on the iron
All the flavors come alive
Let’s eat our breakfast, outside
I want you to take this fat stack of cakes and eat them at the park
It’s a dream, it’s a dream
I don’t cook, I don’t clean
But let me tell you why I love to eat

Gobble em , swallow em, eat the whole side of em,
Quick don’t leave until you make sure you eat all of em
I gotta gotta eat em and I make sure my plate is clean
When it comes to eating breakfast, you know that I’m a queen
Talk you talk, walk your walk
Ask for some milk while you’re biting them
I ain’t really gotta ask you for a thing
You make good waffles and pancakes
Now bring a knife and a fork for these waffles and pancakes
He bought a phone just for pictures of these waffles and pancakes
Pay the rent just to eat some waffles and pancakes
Now make some more if you wanna see some waffles and pancakes

Look I need a good baker, I need a treat
Need a coffee drinker, need a food lover
Not a little bit, I need a king eater
Who will eat anything, hope he comes over
Syrup sticky like his credit
He’s got a beard, I’m tryna shave it
I let him eat now he diabetic
I don’t wanna bite, I wanna chew
I wanna savor, I wanna enjoy
I want you to each the crust that’s wrapped around the waffle
My cake game is fire, Bisquick and Krusteaz
Don’t wait too late or else they’ll get soggy
I bite the pancakes I don’t care who’s behind me
The way that I eat and now he tryna like me

Your pancakes, they are a treat, very delicious
Every breakfast, you make some good eatin
Make again please, they are mighty mighty pleasin
I’m always ready for another feasting
I’ll make something, you know how I treat ya
A little extra sugar, they’ll taste sweeter
Big D stands for big Delicious
I could trick ya, I could treat ya
If you don’t cook, we can’t hang
In the sunshine or in the rain
If treats me and ask “who is it”
When I tell all my friends, they’re gonna go insane

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
You’re cooking up some waffles and pancakes
Bring some butter and some syrup for these waffles and pancakes
Give me everything you got for these waffles and pancakes
Now get a knife and a fork for these waffles and pancakes
I’m talking wap wap wap they’re some waffles and pancakes
Got the batter in the bowl, for these waffles and pancakes

There’s some food in this house
There’s some food in this house
There’s some food in this house
There’s some food in this house
There’s some food in this house
There’s some food in this house
There’s some food in this house
There’s some food in this house
There’s some food in this house
There’s some food in this house

The cleanest cover of WAP you’ll ever hear (unless kids bop makes a version)

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