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Song Parodies -> "Quora Dear"

Original Song Title:

"Little Child"

Original Performer:

Cab Calloway

Parody Song Title:

"Quora Dear"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Quora is a wonderful website. Ask us whatever you want, we will answer you whatever we want. And, yes, stupid questions do exist.
Quora dear, tell me, please is the world really round?
Tell me where is the Ark of the Covenant found?
Tell me why is the sky up above so blue?
and will I go fully mad if I keep sniffing glue?

If you had a superpower, what would you like it to be?
How can someone walk back in time, even hypothetically?
And If you froze time how could you move?
What exactly does Schrodinger's cat theory prove?

What's the one big insight that changed your life the most?
What are some of the best and most cool drinking toasts?
Do arranged marriages in India really work?
Are the men by their physique unable to twerk?

If today's your last day on earth, how woulld you it live?
Is it really a lie if you do not believe it?
What if we here on the Earth are already in heaven?
How would you explain the God Particle to someone who’s seven?

Why do we say "first" and "second" and not "oneth" and "twoth"?
What does it reallly mean if a girl calls you “smooth”?
Has the poor use of word ever resulted in a war?
What are common phrases in English you really do abhor?

What is a true personal story that people have a hard time believing?
Do people with Down Syndrome have lives that are worth living?
What would happen to the earth if humans suddenly disappeared?
If Trump wins, will the United States be respected or feared?

What are some good ways to annoy a superhero?
What is the coolest thing that happens when gravity is zero?
Is Batman the greatest superhero of all time?
If Batman really existed, would there be a decrease in crime?

I want to attack Great Britain. How can I defeat the Army?
How do I market my eBook without looking smarmy?
If you could revive one person from the dead, who would it be?
If you could travel at light speed, what would you see?

If your dog could turn on the PC, what would it tweet?
Who is the one guy from fiction you’d most love to meet?
If cavemen had Quora, what questions would they ask?
Is it true - really true - that we all wear a mask?

Is dating an optimization problem? If so, how?
I have impregnated my girlfriend. What should I do now?
What are my options if I want to save a lady friend from being teased?
Need relationship advice. Very URGENT. Please Please Please?

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Pacing: 1.4
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Overall Rating: 1.4

Total Votes: 44

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CML - October 10, 2022 - Report this comment
I write a little for Quora on some of the same topics you treat so Ive definitely seen your name, Susanna. The questions that really kill me are these goofball hypotheticals along the lines of "How would a batallion of Marines fare against a Roman legion." or "What if there had been a couple of F-16 figher jets at Pearl Harbor. Would that have changed things?" ....... Or someone will ask you something that can be answered by a one minute search on Wikipedia.
Peregrin - October 10, 2022 - Report this comment
A thoroughly enjoyable read, Susanna. I had a little trouble pacing Cab, but not trouble pacing Lael. As for the subject matter, can't help but feel the internet encourages us all to dumb down just as much as it provides worthwhile information. Your third last line is a great example: If I had that question to ask (mercifully I don't and didn't) the last place I would want to ask it is on a site where the answers are a lucky dip!

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