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Song Parodies -> "Minnie The Moosie"

Original Song Title:

"Minnie The Moocher"

Original Performer:

Cab Calloway

Parody Song Title:

"Minnie The Moosie"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moosie,
She was a low-down moosie floosie
She had the roughest, toughest tail
But Minnie couldn't help it, she weren't drawn all that well


Now, she stuck around with a mouse named Mickey
Because, let's face it, she couldn't be picky
His er.. hands and feet were teeny and tiny, whereas his
Ears were humungous - bigger than Prince Chas's


Now, Minnie it must be told had behaved disgraceful
With every toon in town, yeah she'd been unfaithful
And Mickey after hearing one woeful report
Sent his lawyer with a writ - "I'll see ya in court"


Mickey on the stand went to tell it like it is
The judge, he took a lighter view of her infidelities:
"You can't divorce her just because she's buck-toothy"
Mickey replied "No, I said she's ****ing Goofy"


Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min.

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Rick D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This is something I love to do. Take an old joke and work it into a lyric. Well done.
Rick D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's an example of old joke turned into lyric
Adagio - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! 5's
Paul Wooten - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Especially liked the rhyme... whereas his... with Prince Chas'. 5's
Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Fivey Fivey Fivey HO !!
Jack Wilson - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job Phil!

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