-> "Everything Cheng"
Original Song Title:
"Everything Zen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Everything Cheng"
The Lyrics
Should I disembowl Chinese
Shouldn't I just party hard
Maybe I fly to Shangai
Find my arsehole sister
Wishing I was really deaf
Mickey Mouse has dead at last
I am the Smithsonian girlfriend
Please, please buy me nowhere
No silly noises (yeeeah)
Trust in love of the Chinese
Everything Cheng
Everything Cheng
I don't dare so
Everything Cheng
Everything Cheng
I don't think much
Are we too old for that
That mucking about
That's all done and dusted
Save that for childhood
(BRIDGE)
Where do I understand Japan
I miss Columbine
I miss Frankenstein
so smash my bish up
Just because you're a Chinese
Everything Cheng
Everything Cheng
I don't dare so
Everything Cheng
Everything Cheng
I've sat on something
I don't believe that Bush are back
I don't believe that Bush are back
I don't believe that Bush are back
Bush are back
Bush are back
Bush are BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Should I try some racism
Should I get some BBC
Read all about Nevermind, now
Although not that one
I am from Coventry
I am from 90s Britain
I am from Basil Brush
I just know who he is
Trust you were my girlfriend's ass Everything Cheng
Everything Cheng
I don't think so
Everything Cheng
Everything Cheng
I just like you
Cheng
Cheng
Cheng
Cheng
I love Walthamstow
I love Walthamstow
I love Walthamstow
I love Walthamstow
I love Walthamstow
Cheng
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