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Song Parodies -> "Scavengers Due"

Original Song Title:

"Lavender's Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Scavengers Due"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

scavengers due...fill their bellies
scavengers seen
if something stinks...really smelly
they think that's keen

how do they know...when there's killing
scent tells them so
when life departs...its so thrilling
that's when they go

they clue their friends...all are milling
they get to work
and in they plow...willy nilly
they go berserk

all through the day...bellies filling
straight on to morn
when something dies...it gets nibbled
while its still warm

scavengers chew...blood is spilling
scavengers seize
they bare their teeth...really cruelly
with meat between

that's how it goes...isn't pretty
these guys are pros
when they take part...its a frenzy
one would suppose

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TJC - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Got to give you your `due'.... that was a dilly (dilly, dilly)!
Serafina - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I haven't heard this song in like forever! You nailed it well (really, really)!
Adagio - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This reminds me of those nature shows where two animals pull bloody meat apart between them. Eww. The parody is really good and not too gruesome.. : ) 5's
alvin rhodes - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks TJC serafina and adagio
PMS - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
555
Kristof Robertson - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
The combination of sweet OS and graphic subject matter worked wonderfully well, Al. I got a buzz(ard) out of this one. 555
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks PMS and kristof
Paul Robinson - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Couldn't place the OS....until I saw TJC's remark with "dilly, dilly"...that rang the bell a little...good job - 5's ~ ~ ~
Meriadoc - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
You mean someone actually SANG this OS (besides my mother?). Anyway, delightfully sick parody.... :-)
2Eagle - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I wonder what would have happened in King Kong?
alvin - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks paul...thanks merry...yup...lol....thanks 2eagle...good question

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