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Song Parodies -> "Squally Brawly Isthmus"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Squally Brawly Isthmus"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

It's a squally brawly isthmus,
And the land mass kind of queer.
They make some dough by movin' snow,
Through jungle like frontier.

It's a squally brawly isthmus,
Through the canal go the fleet.
They smuggle blow to Buffalo,
To sell out on the street.

Whoa,
Yo!
There's strip tease shows,
Go see what you can see.
They'll do lap dance for you,
Soon's you pay the fee.

It's a squally brawly isthmus,
And the land mass kind of queer.
It a squally,
Sometimes brawly,
Gnarly isthmus frontier.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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2nz - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
pacing and rhyming are spot on, as always. G/J
Adagio - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
3rd times the charm...:D Super job 5's
Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Ho Ho
Guy Di-Rito
Parodies Burl Ives
So, Lo -
On screen a-glow -
I will now hurl fives !

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