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Song Parodies -> "The Poo Tailed Fly"

Original Song Title:

"The Blue Tailed Fly"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"The Poo Tailed Fly"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I've always heard that everytime a fly lands, he poops...
When I cook corn, I get irate
Looks so delicious there on my plate
Before I nibble one bite, I'll spy
At four-o-clock, The Poo Tailed Fly

Craps on my corn, the fly don't care
Craps on my corn, the fly don't care
Craps on my corn, the fly don't care
His ass is made that way...

They like to buzz around my farm
And on the vittles, They just love to swarm
Though, I'm an easy goin' guy
I freak out at The Poo Tailed Fly

Craps on my corn, he just don't care
Craps on my corn, he just don't care
Craps on my corn, he just don't care
His ass is made that way

One day I said I've had enough
Drove downtown and I got some stuff
Went out to the barn where I mixed a batch
That Poo Tailed Fly has met his match..

Craps on my corn, that fly don't care
Craps on my corn, that fly don't care
Craps on my corn, that fly don't care
His ass is gonna' pay..

Next day I woke, smiled at the morn,
For noonday lunch, cooked up some corn
The fly buzzed around, when he flew my way
I let go my Nuclear spray..

Blew up the corn, had too much force
Knocked me ten feet, and killed a horse
How 'bout the fly?.. no harm, of course..
He buzzed and soared away..

What we can't beat..to Join's not wrong
Like Rodney King said, "Get Along"
Set corn for him, and corn for me..
He craps on his, and lets mine be

Craps on his corn, the fly don't care
Craps on his corn, the fly don't care
Craps on his corn, the fly don't care
But mine stays clean that way..

My corn stays clean that way..




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alvin - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
you certainly put a new spin on this folk song...gonna be humming this all day
Harry - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job AFW! Is this that terrible shiny green fly? I'm gonna refrain from eating corn for a while :-)
Stan Hall - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
At least your corn's keepin' the flies out of the buttermilk. :-)
John Barry - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
What a corny parody.
NuClearCakes - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR de Farce this great! So ~CowboyEsque~ is the Nuking scene, which is an "overkill" reality on many ranches! but then sweet serenity with the resolution!
2Eagle - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't resist poo so i had to read this. Good one.
AFW - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to all

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