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Song Parodies -> "Polly, Willy Diddle All The Day"

Original Song Title:

"Polly Wolly Doodle All The Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Polly, Willy Diddle All The Day"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Love to go down south, down south is swell
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day..
My Polly she's great up north as well,
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day

She's my gal, she's my gal
She's my gal, in every way
Used to mess with Lucy Anna,
Jennie Lynn and Susy Hannah,
Now it's Polly who I diddle all the day

Oh, my gal she is a babe so fair,
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day
She misbehaves and shaves down there
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day

Oh, her watermelon's tickle both my ears
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day
Shakes like jello jellin'..while she hears my cheers
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day

She's my gal, she's my gal,
She's my gal in every way
Used to mess with Lucy Anna,
Jennie Lynn, and Suzy Hannah,
Now it's Polly who I diddle all the day

In the grass we're hoppin' by the railroad track
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day
She never plays pool, but she's got a rack
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day

Back of the barn..she's on her knees
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day
Honey teaches me 'bout birds and bees,
Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day

She's my gal, she's my gal,
She's my gal in every way
Used to mess with Lucy Anna
Jennie Lynn, and Suzy Hannah
Now it's Polly who I diddle all the day

Sing Polly, Willy diddle all the day...

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alvin - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
i'll never hear this song that same way again...not that one hears this song much anyway....i think its still a staple at leon redbone shows
Northrn-VO - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir ~ L'Air de Farce~, careful Sir . . . quite the feisty Squirrel, Eh??
SFO-Votress - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
All of SFO Bay is asking tonight, who got Tigger's hide ? ~~~ So eqcsusite & elegant was Ana-Tati ~~~ Is she now a rug for Gavin's Nights of "Oh, MoanSiuer, Oui, Oui !! ~~~ This G-man is smokin' and I don't mean ~Mj~ For it's his 'token' that be relentless at play! ~~~ Geragos is filin' all that he can, but sweetGavin has it over any man! ~~~ His hair is most thrillin' & his eyes how they melt the hearts of all maidens, admitted to Mayor's Mansion to caress his famous pelt. ~~~ Ah this gent of lusty pleasure, out here by the Bay, from his Lady's "naval Station" he sips ~Domain Chandon~ Napa, Cuvee! ~~~ the Cheer I hear from Pacific Heights tonight, Tatiana is another fixture of Gavin's delight!
AFW - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and NVO..
unKnownVO - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Willy wants a Wall-Netto ??
Meriadoc - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I shudder to think what you'd do with My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.... ;-)
AFW - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
KVO...what's a wall-netto?........and thanks, Meriadoc...already did it, check here...http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1469.shtml

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