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Song Parodies -> "Had It Your Way, Murder King"

Original Song Title:

"Have It Your Way, Burger King"

Original Performer:

Burger King Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Had It Your Way, Murder King"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Stalin killed: 7 million in artificial famine, 3 million in Gulags, 1.5 million German soldiers in postwar captivity, 1.2 million in the Great Purge, 700,000 in the Great Terror, and 600-900,000 by NKVD plus millions more over entire reign. Most were his own people! Hitler killed 165,000 German Jews and 5.4 million total with another 6 million Roma, Soviet, homosexual, and undesirables in camps.
Hold the traitors, hold the workers
Purge the intellectuals and the soldiers
NKVD just following orders
Killing Joe's way

Had it his way
Red Murder King

Millions perished in the purges
Postwar murdered German Soldiers
Artificial faminine on land owners
Joe made them pay

Had it his way
Red Murder King
Note: 6 million Jews adds postwar non-survivors liberated who died anyway (est 600,000). 2.8 million died of starvation and bodily harm, 2.6 million were gassed.

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Russian Joke - May 11, 2015 - Report this comment
When Hitler died, he went to Hell and was forced to stand in a pool of boiling blood that came all the way up to his toothbrush mustache. Later, when Stalin died, he was sent to join Hitler in that same pool of blood, but it came only up to his waist. "What's the deal!?" cried Hitler. "It wasn't for lack of trying, but you massacred far many more people than I ever did!" "What you say is true," replied Stalin, "but you see, I am standing on the shoulders of Lenin."
Jonathan - May 11, 2015 - Report this comment
in Soviet Russia parody write you... or something like that... 5's
Rob Arndt - May 11, 2015 - Report this comment
These numbers do not include death by barrier troops that shot all Soviet soldiers retreating from the Germans. They didn't keep accurate records. Soviet Army was not main source, but NKVD and SMERSH. First employed at Stalingrad...

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