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Song Parodies -> "Committed Rape"

Original Song Title:

"Have It Your Way"

Original Performer:

Burger King Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Committed Rape"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Self-explanatory... as one woman recently stated, "Rape is no joke."
Accusations, stop the presses
Bill Cosby- serial rapist?
WHY silence... no confession?
Bill had HIS way..

(Chorus)
Committed rape!

The ridicule of retro-messes
Sex assaults DO upset us
And the fact that he doesn't regret it
Bill had HIS way..

[With 13 women, 2 of which were minors]

Committed rape!

[Has nothing to say???]
If anyone thinks that these unrelated women with nothing to gain but shame and ridicule are lying, please go to Fox411 on Cosby and read the details of ten different accounts spanning decades from the late 1960s-2000s. Same MO, same drugs, same types of assaults. Not only is Cosby a perverted rapist, but also a pedophile.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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W. Winchel - November 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Disengage from media squalor.
Patrick - November 24, 2014 - Report this comment
I didn't expect any better from Bill Clinton, but Bill Cosby always seemed such a wise and respectable man. Sad, when someone of such great potential fails as a man and an example. By the way, Michael Pacholek, if you see this, here is another idea for a rap-off.
Rob Arndt - November 24, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't think anyone expected this kind of behavior from Bill. And to think... he criticized Eddie Murphy's obscenities in the 1990s!!!
Jonathan - November 24, 2014 - Report this comment
darn I really didn't want to believe this but I'll look up those details you mentioned it goes without saying I'm more than a little disappointed though as I was a fan of Cosby's! 5's

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