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Song Parodies -> "Use a Hanky"

Original Song Title:

"Have It Your Way"

Original Performer:

Burger King Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Use a Hanky"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Pick those nuggets, nose probe menace
Picking boogers DOES upset us
All we ask is that you stop this
(Hey!)
Use a hanky!!!

(Chorus)
[Or alternately]
Kleenex blow spray!!!

Flicking boogies- No Way!!!
And a sleeve wipe is just lame,
so lame...
Don't do it YOUR way!!!
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Jonathan - October 13, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't mean to be nosey but what made you pick this as a parody topic? not complaining though you can definitely boogie to it! 5's
Patrick - October 13, 2014 - Report this comment
With the threat of Ebola growing every day, this could be a public service announcement.
Rob Arndt - October 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon and Patrick. One could do Devo's "Whip It" as "Pick It" too!!!

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