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Song Parodies -> "Eggy Seuss"

Original Song Title:

"Peggy Sue"

Original Performer:

Buddy Holly

Parody Song Title:

"Eggy Seuss"

Parody Written by:

Doctor Size

The Lyrics

He shows food with some 'tude
Green eggs, ham sound kinda rude
That is Eggy Seuss, it’s Eggy Seuss
But it's a great repast served up by that Eggy Seuss

Eggy Seuss, Eggy Seuss
These eggs are quite far from puce
From Eggy, fine Eggy Seuss
At last a great repast is served up by Eggy Seuss

Eggy Seuss, Eggy Seuss
Virid vittles, virid vittles, Eggy Seuss
From Eggy, nice Eggy Seuss
A blast the repast that's served up by Eggy Seuss

At first dude don't like food
That is green, the color's skewed
Renege-y, a renege-y dude
But he changes tune and digs into chartreuse food

Eggy Seuss, Eggy Seuss
Virid vittles, virid vittles, Eggy Seuss
From Eggy, spry Eggy Seuss
The repast's a blast that's served up by Eggy Seuss

Loves that food, it ain't rude
The dude changes attitude
Says Eggy, fine Eggy Seuss
The story's a gas as are most from Eggy Seuss
This kids' author blasts saccharine, fine Edgy Seuss

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2017 - Report this comment
I did like this parody on a screen. Turn eggs and ham green? That'll be the day... when I dye.
CML - July 28, 2017 - Report this comment
That Peggy Sue .. That Peggy Sue .. I do so love that Peggy Sue ....... Will you love her rare and true? .. I will love her rare and true .. I will love her till I'm blue .. I do so love my pretty Boo .. I do so love her, Peggie Sue
Jonathan - July 28, 2017 - Report this comment
^ a swap that would be funny! 5s
CML - July 28, 2017 - Report this comment
The technical "Amiright" term for what going on here is "smoosh", Jon (and Dr Size) And yes, a Dr Seuss "smoosh" definitely has comic potential. At the moment I'm working on a smoosh of my own called "What if John Milton Had Written American Pie" where I render the Don Mclean lyrics in the style of "Paradise Lost" It's going better than I thought so far; should be finished early in the next decade

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